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About jake1632 : I'm jake. straight, 402.363.1778. live your life!

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Today, I ran into an old friend. I asked her how she was doing, then asked, "And your mum?" Just as the words escaped my lips, I remembered her mum died a few years ago. Trying to save face, I messed up again and blurted, "She still in the same graveyard?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14310) - you deserved it (41030) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

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