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jakacki
  • Town/Country : Cape coral, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 15 April 1994 (20 years)
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 47
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jakacki : My names matt I'm 18 and I'm in the US Army! Im a 31B for all you military personnel :D and I am ARMY STRONG Hooah! I'm currently stationed in Waegwan South Korea.. i love reading FML's they make my day better.. i'm in love with video games and i listen to hardcore and dubstep music..a few of my favorite bands are asking alexandria, we came as romans, falling in reverse, sleeping with sirens, silverstein, chiodos, pierce the veil, abandon all ships, and skrillex.~~if you have any questions or just wanna chat hit me up:) my kik is Jakackimatt~~

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Today, I came back home to meet people before going away to university, including my ex and her new boyfriend. We broke up about two months ago and there were no bad feelings between us, so I decided to have a chat with them. I asked "How long have you been going out?" He replied "Seven months." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35108) - you deserved it (2102)

On 11/01/2009 at 2:02pm - love - by H4rd_Man (man) - United Kingdom (Nottingham)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (1991)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

#6005741
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I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (1991)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I went home early from a business trip to find my house covered with rose petals. Thinking it was a romantic notion from my boyfriend, I went up to the bedroom. I opened the door to find him lying there, getting it on with my sister. FML

#6005741
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26892) - you deserved it (1991)

On 10/26/2009 at 12:04pm - intimacy - by Shobz (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I walked into my brother's house to see him unshaven and still in pyjamas eating ice-cream straight from the tub. I said jokingly, "You're lucky you have your wife, no one else could love you." His wife had just told him she was leaving him for her orthodontist. FML

Today, while masturbating at the computer, I was interrupted by a flash of light out of the corner of my eye. As I turned to face it, I realized I forgot to close the blinds. Standing at the window in the appartment across the street were two girls, one had a camera and was snapping a second shot. FML

#1680929
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On 05/05/2009 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by JoeyDizz (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I texted my boyfriend to see if he wanted to finally have sex today. His response was "Can't, Platinum just came out." I didn't know what that meant so I searched "Platinum 3-22-2009" on Google. I found out he's talking about a new Pokémon game. FML

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On 03/22/2009 at 10:15pm - intimacy - by thisreallysucks2 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had sex with my girlfriend. Being the stud that I am, after a short time I turned to her and said "You think you're ready for a round two?" She replied "No, but I do think I'm ready for the rest of round one." FML

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On 03/04/2009 at 2:03am - intimacy - by saddude (man) - United States (District of Columbia)



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