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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 2 October 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 6256
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jaime411 : Well hi there,
Imagine you're on the back of a giant Tortise swimming across the pacific ocean while small mutant Caterpillars sang a song to you from the tops of your shoulders. lovely right?

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