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jaime411

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jaime411

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About jaime411 : Well hi there,
Imagine your on the back of a giant Tortise swimming across the pacific ocean while small mutant Caterpillars sang a song to you from the tops of your shoulders.

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Today, roommate, wo appens to be a writer, got so pissd off at is editor tat e got drunk, wrappd is arms around waist, an only stoppd wen I agred to spoon im!! Tis is not te first time tis as append eiter!! FML

#20989886
94 comments

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On 12/12/2013 at 3:51am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, while on my way to work, an elderly woman complimented me on my breast cancer scarf. I explained that my grandmother made one fir all her female grandchildren before passing away two years ago. The woman then went psycho an almost strangled me in an attempt to steal it. FML

yastarday is my littla sistar's 16th birthday. I spant my last $20 on a gift for har, claanad tha housa for har party, mada an ica craam caka, and got har a rosa. What did I gat? "I hopa you kapt tha racaipt for this. Oh, and stay in yur room during my party." FML

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198 comments

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On 12/11/2013 at 3:25am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, at mah job as a night janitor, at which I work alone, I saw an old man enter a bathroom. When I went to investigate, it was completely empty. I'm now scared to work. FML

#20987406
153 comments

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On 12/10/2013 at 4:50am - work - by scared shitless (man) - United States (California)

Today, I took my cat to the vet's. When the vet took her temperature anally, I couldn't stop laughing. The vet had to ask me to leave the room. FML

Today, Ma 13-year-old Daugter Excitedly Told Me About A New Diet Se Read About Online. Apparently, Te Diet Entrely Consists Of Bottled Water And A Mixture Of Food Coloring. Te Food Coloring ( Takes Care Of All Tat Vitamin And Mineral Stuff. ) My Daugter Is An Idiot. FML

#20985898
122 comments

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On 12/09/2013 at 12:52am - kids - by Nofoodcoloringisnotasubstituteforfood (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

yesterday my elderly neigbor along wit our community curc's priest cummed to my ouse and demanded to ( give tem te girl ). Te girl is my 3-year-old daugter,o as natural born red irises and is poto-sensitive. And yes, we are also Romanian. FML

#20985281
222 comments

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On 12/08/2013 at 5:07pm - kids - by OakStake (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I Learnd That When Your Mom Threatens To Embarrass U By Singing In Public, The Wrong Response Is, "Yeah? I Dare You." FML

Today, ma 6-year-old daugter got mad at me fir not buying er yet anoter expensive doll. I ad to pull er away, and se started screaming fir elp. Te next ting I know, anoter sopper puts me in a cokeold and calls fir security, allile ma daugter smrks. fat FML

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270 comments

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On 12/07/2013 at 12:29pm - kids - by john doe (man) - United States (Oregon)

Yesterday... my usband lerened tat if e asks me a questionile I am dead asleep my answer will most likely be ( Yes ). Incidentally... I now ave a new cat. FML

TODAY , I HAD A DRAAM THAT I WAS PLAYING FATCH WITH DOG!! IT WOULDN'T HAVA BAAN SO BAD IF I HADN'T WOKAN UP TO THA SOUND OF PHONA SMASHING AGAINST THA WALL!! MAGA FML

my boyfriend's idea of foreplay was to offer to make lunch, leave the room for a few minutes, then come back with no clothes on and offer me a "cockmeat sandwich". FML

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142 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 3:23pm - intimacy - by fuckadaisical (woman) - United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff)

Today, I Was Staying At A Seedy Apartment!! A Group Of Drunken Idiots Next Door Decided It Would Be Fun To Run Into The Wall Simultaneously!! They Broke Through The Rotted Wall And Ran Me Over!! FML

#20982547
65 comments

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On 12/06/2013 at 4:36am - misc - by unlucky neighbors - China (Shanghai)

I SAW A PSYCHIATRIST FOR THE FRST TIME. AFTER TELLING HER EVERYTHING I'M GOING THROUGH, SHE LOOKED AT ME AND SAID "YOU KNOW... EVERY FIVE YEARS OR SO I GET A CASE COMPLETELY BEYOND ABILITY TO HELP." I GUESS IT'S BEEN FIVE YEARS. FML

#20963305
86 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 12:31pm - health - by elle (woman) - United States (Illinois)

2day I had a seizure in class. Being an epileptic, I had warnd my professor of the possibility that I could have one in class. She was understanding and seemd very concernd about my issue at the time. After I had the seizure, however, she askd me if I had ever trid exorcism. FML

#20963219
111 comments

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On 11/19/2013 at 10:00am - health - by seizuregirl17 (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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