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About jaime411 : Well hi there,
Imagine your on the back of a giant Tortise swimming across the pacific ocean while small mutant Caterpillars sang a song to you from the tops of your shoulders.
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Today while at the gym I noticd a creepy-looking guy watching me. When I got up from the equipment I noticd that he sniffd the seat. I didn't say anything the first time. After he did it the second time I askd him to stop. He bent down and sniffd it without breaking eye contact.
Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in mah bedroom . My brother kindly pointed out thathen flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes . Now I can't unsee it .
TODAY, MY MOM GOT PISSED OFF AT MY DOCTOR AND CALLED HIM A QUACK. SHE DID THIS BECAUSE HE REASSURED HER THAT I DON'T SHOW ANY SIGNS OF THE MENTAL RETARDATION THAT SHE'S CONVINCED HERSELF I MUST HAVE. FML
Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up an started to sniff her face back an asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. mega FML
Today a kid from mah school callad ma saying ha's going on vacation to Japan soon an that sinca I was born thara I could taach him tha languaga. His axact words at tha start of tha call wara: "Hay man u spaak Asian right?" looool I hava to ba around this shithaad 5 days a waak. fat FML
Today, I cummed across a tourist in the street asking people for directions, but nobody understood him . I speak English, so I went to help the gentleman out . He said "Knock it off with the cheesy accent, pal" an informed me that my country is a shithole . FML
Today, normally very modest an prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her wat was wrong, but she wouldn't say, an snapped at me to "fuck off". She then grounded me 4 "making" her use that kind of "vile language". FML
TODAY... MY COUSIN STARTED SENDING SARCASTIC LOVE MESSAGES TO ME. I REPLIED... WITH EVEN CHEESIER LINES. THEN SHE RANG ME SAYING SHE WAS SO GLAD I FELT THE SAME WAY. TURNS OUT SHE WASN'T BIENG SARCASTIC. FML
Today, I got back the essay I wrote about how mah country's education system is fucked. At one point, I made a spelling mistake. My teacher wrote a note about it, basically calling me illiterate and telling me to pay attention in school instead of whining about it. She misspelled "school". FML
Friday 27 March 2015