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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 March 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 85
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I was at a bar, when a heavily drunk guy came up to me and slurred "Fuucckkk lady, your face... not even with beer goggles!" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47842) - you deserved it (5026)

On 05/27/2014 at 3:26pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I found out that if I'm not home and my roommates have girls over, my room is the designated "fart room". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41570) - you deserved it (4111)

On 05/25/2014 at 11:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



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