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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 117
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About jade_simona : Hi! I'm Jade. I love the The Beatles, fireworks, Easter candy, spring and old music. I think you're grand and I hope you're having a lovely day:)

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Today, I learned that binding my stomach with duct tape isn't worth it to look thin. I also learned the even worse part when I shrieked more loudly than I should've when I tried to discreetly rip it off in history class. FML

Today, while I was in the shower, I heard a door slam. Assuming it was my fiancé, I shouted "I love you!" I later opened the bathroom door to see my stereo and television missing. I'd said "I love you" to whoever robbed my apartment. FML


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