About jad0016 : Hey all viewers of my profile!! My name is Connor and here is a little about myself. I'm into almost anything sports related. I play baseball basketball football and tennis. I am also into music. I love to play piano and guitar. When it comes to extreme stuff I'm the guy to come too. You name it cliff diving sky diving rollarcoasters its all me. I love meeting new people as well so feel free to talk to me I'm almost guaranteed to make you laugh. ;) I'm serious. If you wanna kik me my kik is connor2815 or message me on here thats cool. :)) and if your wondering about the two bottom pictures the first one is me pitching and the second one is me tackling a guy (yeah I got him don't worry) :P
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by Anonymous / 07/09/2014 at 12:54pm / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
Today, I woke up to an old lady right outside my open window, saying "Hello in there! Are you sleepy?" I was so startled that I answered her. She screamed. Turns out she's my neighbour's elderly mother, didn't know I was in there, and was talking to my cat. FML
by ADanceWithDavos / 07/07/2014 at 11:59am / United Kingdom / Animals
by Anonymous / 07/03/2014 at 12:53am / United States (Indiana) / Love
by beccadabeast / 06/30/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by whoops / 06/29/2014 at 4:37pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, my wife has a bruise on her cheek from a nasty trip while practicing her yoga. She now thinks it's hilarious to flinch in public when I get near her, and keeps telling people she "walked into a door". I've gotten more dirty looks than I can count. FML
by Anonymous / 06/29/2014 at 1:26pm / United States (Nevada) / Love
Today, after nearly three weeks of hard work, I finally completed my best drawing yet, a self-portrait. I was incredibly excited to take it to class tomorrow. That is, until I came home from a walk later on, only to find my brother had drawn a stick figure on it, wanking into my face. FML
by ~~~ / 06/29/2014 at 1:08pm / Australia (South Australia) / Work
by Madridsta / 06/28/2014 at 2:28am / United States (California) / Health
Today, I put on some sexy lingerie, ready to have some fun with my husband. I found him in the living room, opening a bag of doritos in front of the TV. He saw me and understood. Then he looked back at the doritos, then back at me and said gravely, "No way, babe. No way." FML
by Anonymous / 06/27/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by anon / 06/20/2014 at 1:06am / United States (Missouri) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/19/2014 at 10:33am / United States (California) / Love
by ifeelfat / 06/17/2014 at 4:44pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, my coworker was telling me about his mom, when he asked about mine. I told him that I've never met my mom, because she died during my childbirth. It's a very painful subject for me, but all the same, my coworkers have decided they'll now only address me as "Tyrion". FML
by the lannisters send their retards / 06/17/2014 at 4:30pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Work
Today, my roommate played a "prank" on me. He taped a length of clear cellophane at ankle-height just outside my bedroom door, causing me to trip and faceplant the floor, and busting out a tooth. I now look like a hick, and my roommate is refusing to cover my dental bills. FML
by luckycharmed / 06/17/2014 at 1:34pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I almost got written up for insubordination by my boss. All I did was explain to him that I couldn't help a tourist out because I speak Japanese, not Korean, and that it's not in fact "the same Asian shit" as he seemed to think. FML
by Anonymous / 06/17/2014 at 11:28am / United States (Missouri) / Work
- Today I got a question from a guest at work. I work as a scenic tour pilot and our airplanes have a… Today, I was talking to a boy I'm interested in and tried to make conversation while taking a sip… Today, I was trying to avoid one of our dogs while driving down the drive. Instead I crashed into a…