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jacsoccerdude3
  • Town/Country : SC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 5 August 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 171
  • Number of comments : 46
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jacsoccerdude3 : Dont ever use fml on my Mac so no point in messaging me. Even though that's creepy anyways. But it's also quite creepy you are already reading this far into my about me so I guess if I ever do check my messages and there is one from you. I will consider you a creep. ;) so message me.

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Today, I found out I was passed over for the promotion I've wanted for 9 months at the fast food restaurant I work in. Who got the job? The 16 year old girl I trained 2 weeks ago. Their excuse was, "She has ambition." I'm going to college for food service management. She failed her drug test. FML

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