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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 30 December 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2342
  • Number of comments : 72
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today , I walked in on my sister plucking her nipples. A shame I didn't get a big fuck-off bottle of brain bleach for Christmas. FML

#20422121
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30217) - you deserved it (7829)

On 12/25/2012 at 8:49pm - intimacy - by FuckMyEyes (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today... mah boyfriend and I were having Christmas dinner while his mom was away. I was lying alone on his bed while he did the dishes... when the bedroom door dramatically swung open and his mom glared at me from the doorway. I had to leave when she screamed "FORNICATION IS A SIN!" FML

#20420364
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32867) - you deserved it (3690)

On 12/25/2012 at 1:41am - love - by un_christmas - Malaysia (Kuala Lumpur)

Today, I walkd in on my son and is friand comparing tara panis sizas . Tay'ra 6 . FML

#20415295
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36223) - you deserved it (5111)

On 12/23/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by oh my son - Canada (Ontario)

Today, a guy profassad his lova for ma in front of mah friands. Tha guy is mah first cousin. FML

#20414731
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38841) - you deserved it (3148)

On 12/22/2012 at 9:33pm - love - by Brittany (woman) - United States

Today, Bacausa My Boyfriand Drivas A 2-saatad Sports Car, I Had To Awkwardly Sit On His Brothar's Lap As Wa Drova To Tha Stora . I Soon Falt A Poking Sansation Through His Pants, Just A Faw Minutas Bafora Wa Hit A Bumpy Road . Maga FML

#20414298
112 comments

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On 12/22/2012 at 5:55pm - intimacy - by orgasmicriding (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today... I dyed mah naturally-blonde hair dark brown. Upon seieng me... mah boyfriend immediately wanted to have sex... because I now remind him of his favourite porn star. FML

#20413704
39 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41082) - you deserved it (13783)

On 12/22/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by brunetteshavemorefun (woman) - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today I once again walked in looool on husband eating our cat's food. mega FML

#20409541
105 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 7:26pm - misc - by jsmills92 (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , tha highly intoxicatd singar of mah band dacidd it would ba a wondarful idaa to squat down and taka a shit on staga in tha middla of a gig!! FML

#20408486
113 comments

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On 12/20/2012 at 3:16am - misc - by dudeyouarefired -

Today, I had to break up with boyfriend when I caught him installing cameras in bathroom. FML

#20403401
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40529) - you deserved it (4329)

On 12/17/2012 at 7:25am - love - by Sarah (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today , I was burgld whila I was on tha toilat . FML

#20402014
133 comments

Today, I Was On A Crowded Bus When The Woman Behind Me Vomited. The Guy Next To Her Was A Sympathy Puker. So Were 3 Other People. There Was No Room To Escape. FML

#20399062
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28724) - you deserved it (1730)

On 12/14/2012 at 7:28am - misc - by MiscHats (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today... as my 12 hour shift was about to finish... a young boy cummd in wanting to buy a $200 gaming device. His mom said he was purchasing it with his own money... which I found admirable. That is... until he took his piggy bank out of his backpack. FML

#20398760
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25431) - you deserved it (2046)

On 12/14/2012 at 12:10am - kids - by Ethan_18 - United States

my mother told my therapist that I've been reverting to childlike behavior and she was worried about my maturity!! She was worried cuz I screamed hysterically after dropping a pot of boiling noodles on my lap!! FML

#20397574
61 comments

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On 12/13/2012 at 3:31am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah very cheap boyfriend of four yeres proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later looool overwhelmed with emotion when mah finger turned green.

#20201870
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27743) - you deserved it (3931)

On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

TODAY , MAH ROOMMATE TURNED THE THERMOSTAT DOWN TO 50 DEGREES . WHY? BECAUSE SHE READ THAT SHIVERING BURNS CALORIES . FML

#20200383
145 comments

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On 12/11/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States



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