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by Anonymous / 01/27/2013 at 6:10am / United States (Colorado) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/24/2013 at 2:17am / Canada (Manitoba) / Transportation
Today, my friend set me up on a blind date, to get my mind off having been recently broken up with. The guy was perfect: tall, muscular, handsome. But while we were watching a movie, I saw him dig around in his nose, then wipe his finger on my pants. FML
by Stickysituation / 01/23/2013 at 1:44pm / United States (New York) / Love
by TheLastSerenade / 01/23/2013 at 3:33am / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/22/2013 at 8:33pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
by Job Seeking / 01/22/2013 at 6:14am / Australia (Victoria) / Work
Today, I realised in the middle of my shift how useless my deodorant is in the stifling heatwave spreading through my country. It's no longer effective against my awful B.O., which is a problem because I'm a mascot, and my costume traps the smell inside like a portable toilet. FML
by Anonymous / 01/20/2013 at 5:13pm / Australia / Work
Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML
by Anonymous / 01/13/2013 at 7:41am / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out for dinner with my long-term crush, who turned out to be a huge dog person. He asked me which dog breed I like the most. In an attempt to reply with both Labrador and Doberman, I accidentally said Dumbledore. FML
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 7:20am / Slovakia / Miscellaneous
by Facepalmum / 01/10/2013 at 1:28am / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/10/2013 at 1:13am / Canada (British Columbia) / Transportation
by finallyready / 01/08/2013 at 2:56pm / United Kingdom (Birmingham) / Love
by AnonUser464 / 01/08/2013 at 11:40am / United States / Work
by legitweirdo / 01/07/2013 at 11:16pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 01/07/2013 at 6:11am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
- Today, my girlfriend actually slept with one of the celebrities on her "5 celebrities we're allowed… Today, I finally told my mom I am a lesbian. She started laughing and said 'Good one honey'. I told… Today, I tried to initiate sex with my boyfriend. As I put on my most seductive moves, he ever so…