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Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 10:14am / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house for the first time. I cracked a joke that offended her, so she gave me the silent treatment. I had to pee, and since she wouldn't tell me where the bathroom was, I went to look for it. I walked in on her parents making love. FML
by banned / 03/09/2012 at 1:59am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I was boarding a plane and a woman's bag started to fall. In the spur of the moment I thrust my arm up to catch it. I didn't catch the bag, but I did catch her boob. I had to sit next to her for the rest of the flight. FML
by babymine / 03/08/2012 at 11:45pm / United States (Michigan) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/08/2012 at 7:30pm / Canada / Love
by shelly / 03/08/2012 at 5:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in class and felt something tugging on my hair. I thought it was caught on the chair, so I turned around a little to look. The guy behind me was holding my hair and smelling it. He gave me a creepy smile, winked, and continued. FML
by littlekellilee / 03/08/2012 at 11:23am / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous
by Janitor / 03/07/2012 at 8:08pm / United States (Utah) / Work
by Hungrytoothbrush / 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by sad face / 03/07/2012 at 2:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went with my friends to see a movie. I handed my student card over to the cashier as proof I was old enough to see it, and he started laughing hysterically at my picture. Then he called over a colleague, who also started laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 03/07/2012 at 1:51pm / United Kingdom (Lincolnshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss called me out for a drug test. His reason was because my eyes are puffy and bloodshot, making me look high. I've been suffering from allergies all week, but still had to pee in a cup in front of a complete stranger. FML
by dragynfyre / 03/06/2012 at 12:37am / United States (California) / Work
by cero_kewl / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
by wtbfiber / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Health
- Today, I was hired for a second job, which I desperately need because I'm living with my boyfriend… Today, I found out that my sister scheduled her cesarean for the afternoon of opening night for the… Today, I was expecting a phone call at 12:30 from a potential employer. They said they'll call with…