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by catfan / 10/30/2013 at 1:48am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 10/28/2013 at 12:51am / United States (California) / Health
by highlydisgusted / 10/15/2013 at 11:10pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/01/2013 at 4:25pm / Canada (Quebec) / Love
by pancakessdsjsn / 09/27/2013 at 2:04am / United States (California) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/07/2013 at 7:47pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I woke up to my 5-year-old standing over me with a pillow. I asked him what he was doing, and he replied that he and Steve were playing a game, but Steve said I have to be asleep for it. Steve is my son's imaginary friend. I'm convinced Steve wants to kill me. FML
by DrtySnchez / 08/18/2013 at 5:37am / United States (Georgia) / Kids
Today, I went downstairs a little after midnight to grab a snack, and in the dark hallway, I clearly saw a small child walk into the kitchen. I was freaked out, but I followed him in. There was nobody in the room. I'm now too scared to sleep, and am seriously considering moving house. FML
by fsfs / 08/17/2013 at 12:27pm / Germany (Schleswig-Holstein) / Miscellaneous
Today, after swimming in the pool, I went into the shower. Little did I know that my niece was hiding in there. She excitedly yelled "I saw your boobs!" Now my nephew won't stop crying because he didn't get to see them as well. FML
by Anonymous / 08/10/2013 at 8:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 4:20pm / United Kingdom (Slough) / Love
by Anonymous / 08/08/2013 at 7:10am / Latvia (Jelgavas) / Health
Today, I noticed that my new shampoo had an unfamiliar pink color to it. After some investigation, I found a dead mouse that had apparently cut itself on the bottle pump. I've been washing my hair with mouse blood. FML
by shampoomice / 08/07/2013 at 12:34pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 07/31/2013 at 12:28pm / Belgium (West-Vlaanderen) / Intimacy
by JustSomeGuy / 07/29/2013 at 11:43pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Kat_Styles / 07/19/2013 at 4:51am / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…