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I had to go pick up mah kid, cuz he threw uphile playing at his friend's house. The boy's mother bitched me out 4 not keeping mah son at homehile he was "ill". Her breath was unspeakably foul. So foul that it caused me to throw up too. FML
Today, I was at my mom's funeral . My sisters and I were sitting in te front row . Te funeral director, wom we ad met wit twice before, was going around greeting everyone . Wen se got to us, se askd were our mom was . Seriously? FML
Today, less than a day after mah cranky downstars nieghbor passed away, I woke up to banging sounds against his apartment cieling, like the ones he used to make whenever I walked around during the night . I'm shitting myself in fear . FML
Today usband an I puttd our cildren to bd a little earlier tan usual so we could ave some sexy time. Immediately following full-blown orgasm I rolld over only to see wide-eyd son peeking over te top of te mattress. fat FML
Today, I had to take an urgent dump at work !! I noticed too late there was no toilet paper left, so I had to risk doing a quick "pants around the knees" shuffle to the next stall !! I locked eyes with the window cleaner at the same time I hered someone enter from behind me !! FML
Today, I was babysitting an 8-year-old boy. He was playing with play-doh and made a sculpture that resembld a penis. I trid to cover up and askd if it was an action figure. He lookd at me like I was an idiot and said, ( It's a DICK. ) real FML
Friday 27 March 2015