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Today, at work at a farm, we got a new calf. It looked like it had to poop, but was having difficulty. About four hours later it still hadn't pooped. Turns out it was born without an actual butthole. It was there, just sealed up by skin. I literally had to cut this poor calf a new butthole. FML
by halliemarie1818 / 04/23/2013 at 10:01pm / United States / Animals
by iLynz / 04/23/2013 at 2:34am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 03/29/2013 at 12:11am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
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