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About jacob2580 : Hi I'm Jacob I live in Texas I do taekwondo (8 years) and recently had to stop doing mma after 2 years. I have a beautiful girlfriend.
And that's really all there is to know.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s in the can
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Today, my mother told me that she and my father aren't coming to my wedding if my estranged brother who stopped talking to me two years ago isn't invited. She claims they don't want to choose sides. Brother: 1. Me: 0. FML
Wednesday 26 November 2014