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About jacob2580 : Hi I'm Jacob I live in Texas I do taekwondo (almost 8 years) and mma (a bit over two years) umm
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Today, my mother told me that she and my father aren't coming to my wedding if my estranged brother who stopped talking to me two years ago isn't invited. She claims they don't want to choose sides. Brother: 1. Me: 0. FML



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