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jacob2580

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 173
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jacob2580 : Hi I'm Jacob I live in Texas I do taekwondo (8 years) and recently had to stop doing mma after 2 years. I have a beautiful girlfriend.
And that's really all there is to know.

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Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. I was depressed so I went to the only bar in town. When I asked for a drink, I found out she works there as the bartender. FML

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