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  • Birth Date : Friday 10 June 1994 (20 years)
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About jaclynsmilesx : I'm Jaclyn, I'm 15, I'm crazy xD

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Today, I had an interview for a college. The college is in Rhode Island. I live on the West coast. When I asked the interviewer if they got to the mainland by boat or by some other form of transportation, he told me Rhode Island is not an island. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (4987) - you deserved it (57341)

On 02/16/2010 at 12:15am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around in his car. I then decided I was going to give him a blowjob for the first time. As I was going down, he grabbed my chin and said "Don't do that, your mouth isn't clean enough." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52838) - you deserved it (10751)

On 08/07/2009 at 7:17am - intimacy - by nikkrissa_04 (woman) - United States (Missouri)



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