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jackygirl2
  • Town/Country : Not specified
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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 983
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jackygirl2 : Hi,
Im jaclyn,
Im from Nebraska,
no i dont drive tractors,
yes i do eat corn,
no i dont live on a farm,
yes there are things to do in Nebraska....
i kickbox,
im in highschool,
im a 400 meter pro,
i love mma,
i like wakeboarding,
i like kickass,
im a dork most the time,
im very random,
most days my face hurts from smiling too much,
i love guys, especially cute ones,
i prefer watching football over shopping,
i work at a breakfast restaurant, "would you like white or wheat pancakes with that?" "How would you like your eggs?" LOL
annnnnddd...
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Today, there are rumors flying around my office that I hooked up with the guy who picks his nose and leaves boogers under tables. I didn't. Last night I took a shower at my boyfriend's place, who happens to use the exact same body wash and shampoo as the office outcast. FML

#14019566
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17664) - you deserved it (2665)

On 11/29/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by AntiAxe -

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML

#14007811
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14043) - you deserved it (33983)

On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML

#13990744
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26245) - you deserved it (5310)

On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML

#12948197
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21532) - you deserved it (19861)

On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182082) - you deserved it (25548)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

#618013
773 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54144) - you deserved it (424553)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

#481631
446 comments

I agree, your life sucks (314293) - you deserved it (41288)

On 03/20/2009 at 12:15am - kids - by ScoobieDoo (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
975 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54293) - you deserved it (593636)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

#56665
484 comments

I agree, your life sucks (182956) - you deserved it (61946)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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