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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1250
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jackygirl2 : Hi,
Im jaclyn,
Im from Nebraska,
no i dont drive tractors,
yes i do eat corn,
no i dont live on a farm,
yes there are things to do in Nebraska....
i kickbox,
im in highschool,
im a 400 meter pro,
i love mma,
i like wakeboarding,
i like kickass,
im a dork most the time,
im very random,
most days my face hurts from smiling too much,
i love guys, especially cute ones,
i prefer watching football over shopping,
i work at a breakfast restaurant, "would you like white or wheat pancakes with that?" "How would you like your eggs?" LOL
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Today, there are rumors flying around my office that I hooked up with the guy who picks his nose and leaves boogers under tables. I didn't. Last night I took a shower at my boyfriend's place, who happens to use the exact same body wash and shampoo as the office outcast. FML


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On 11/29/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by AntiAxe -

Today, while sleeping over at my girlfriend's house for the first time, I got up to go to the bathroom. I went to go back and once in the room asked, "You ready for round two baby?" The light came on and at this moment I realized I went into her parents bedroom by mistake. FML


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On 11/28/2010 at 2:10am - intimacy - by apavies444 - United States

Today, while I was making love to my fiancé, his mom walked out of the hotel bathroom and sat in a chair less than two feet away from the bed. She made idle conversation with us for the next 15 minutes. My fiancé was still inside me the entire time. FML


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On 11/26/2010 at 8:03pm - intimacy - by Interrupted - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex for the first time when my 4 year old sister walked in. She thought we were making a dog pile, so just as soon as my boyfriend was about to finish, she jumped on his back. FML


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On 09/07/2010 at 12:06pm - intimacy - by Ashley - United States (California)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML


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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML


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On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)

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