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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 1 January 1985 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 599
  • Number of comments : 12
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jacky75 : Eh, Hello there.
I'm a Candian living in Hong Kong. I like browsing FML and reading people's misfortunes.

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1240096) - you deserved it (137731)

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