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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
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About jackwilliams : Love hockey and football
Detroit red wings and Detroit lions Kick ass

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Today, I was talking to one of my British friends online, and he told me to say "yew anchors" a few times really fast. I'm a fairly stupid person, and wasn't very focused, so I did as he said. When I finally figured what the words meant, my dad had heard and grounded me for cursing. FML


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Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML


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