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jackwilliams

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 28 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 418
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About jackwilliams : Love hockey and football
Detroit red wings and Detroit lions Kick ass

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jackwilliams's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend and I were trying something new. I ended up with a shard of glass in my back and a concussion. Don't have sex on a glass table. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18228) - you deserved it (26532)

On 01/11/2015 at 2:10pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Iowa)

Today, I went into labor and got my husband drive me to the hospital. Instead of staying by my side, he rushed back home for a World of Warcraft raid. His excuse? His friends were counting on him and they'd be pissed if he let them down. FML

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241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40989) - you deserved it (5081)

On 01/03/2015 at 8:30pm - health - by Lady Cuntsnatch of Fallopia (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36577) - you deserved it (6882)

On 01/03/2015 at 7:23pm - love - by allgassedout (man) - United States (California)



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