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jacknapes2000
  • Town/Country : PENISLAND, North Korea
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 31 December 1969 (44 years)
  • Number of visits : 56
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, while getting a hernia exam, I accidentally ran my fingers through my doctor's hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15274) - you deserved it (5568)

On 12/03/2012 at 12:06am - health - by WTFFAIL (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I had to get a prostate exam. Right before the doctor started, he told me that if I found it awkward at all, I should just imagine I was being probed by aliens. FML

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On 05/10/2012 at 5:22pm - health - by Jesse (man) - United States (Washington)



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