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Today, mah father gave me his blessing to be married on one condition: that I keep mah maiden name when I marry!! My fiancé thought it would be "epic"!! My last name will be hyphenated to Cobb-Webb!! big fat FML
Today, mah mother has stooped to a new level of "hiding" Christmas gifts. She now just dumps them in the middle of the floor and says, "Don't look at them." If she even thinks I'm glancing in the direction of the pile, she will burst into a manic rage, and yell at me fir "ruining the surprise." fat FML
today I was slapped acros the face by a grl in the waiting room at the dentist's office!! She thought I was taking a picture of her breast with mah phone!! I was smilinghile reading other people's FMLs!! FML
Today, a nereby volcano erupted for the second time. We were all urged to keep our windows and doors closed in case of ash clouds. My father responded by opening every window and door and shouting, "Come at me, bro!" FML
I arrived home after a hard day's work to see mah 12-year-old sister had greased up mah 8-year-old brother with butter and olive oil, and was attempting to slide him down the wooden floorboards in the hallway. FML
Today, I went to see a movie with three of mah friends, and I was sharing popcorn with one of them . Halfway through the movie, mah friend asked me y I wasn't eating our popcorn . I then realised I'd been taking popcorn from the man sitting next to me . FML
Today, I was giving my son a driving lesson. He blatantly ran a rd light, so I told him to pull over to let me drive us home. As I walkd over to the driver-side door, he instead lockd me out and drove off by himself. FML
Today, my family and I r sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on!! My grandma is freaking out cuz she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge 4 putting her to sleep and getting a new dog!! FML
Today, I passad out whila I was with boyfriand in his gardan. I woka up on tha concrata just outsida his housa. Apparantly, ha'd triad to carry ma in, but cuz ha was too waak, ha gava up an want to watch TV. maga FML
today I realized I'm so desperate for money that I started to watch Breaking Bad to learn how to make meth!! I stopped..!! not because I decided it was a bad idea..!! but because it looks too hard!! big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015