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jackel_love

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 July 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 392
  • Number of comments : 31
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About jackel_love : Jackel Love(No, that's not my real name) here, I love to talk and talk and talk. Message me, maybe? I'm tons of fun.

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jackel_love's favorite FMLs

Today, I told my step-mom that my medication is causing me to lose weight. She looked me up and down and suggested I triple my dosage. FML

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53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19521) - you deserved it (1918)

On 02/05/2016 at 10:11pm - misc - by cuntingbitchofawhore - United States (Indiana)

Today, I agreed to anal with my boyfriend, which he was happy about, until I told him in the interest of fair play he also had to let me fuck him with a strap on. It didn't take him very long to suddenly decide anal is disgusting, with all kinds of health risks. And he thinks he's the smart one. FML

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163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20625) - you deserved it (3099)

On 02/04/2016 at 8:01pm - intimacy - by sandra (woman) - Norway (Sor-Trondelag)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML

#21247749
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42983) - you deserved it (4050)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I found out that my cat, that I've had for 3 years, is actually my neighbor's missing cat. FML

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176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51723) - you deserved it (6637)

On 07/17/2014 at 7:32pm - animals - by kittynapper - United States (Colorado)



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