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jack_jill05

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About jack_jill05 : um sorry im awkward. sorry.

not sure what to put here so.
hi
I love FRIENDS, HIMYM, Greys, Scrubs, and um other TV shows.
im in high school.
I really like music. im an avid listener of it. i also play a few instruments, symphonic style.
star wars>star trek. sorry if you disagree.
my dog literally is my best friend, because well yeah.
I just moved from Oklahoma to New York, which is where im from.
you can message me, if you so feel the need to know more, or just want to be friends. just dont make it weird. okay. well. bye.
also the place that it says I live is supposed to read "urine sample" its from FRIENDS. Chandler said it. educated yourself

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jack_jill05's favorite FMLs

Today, I was replaced in the symphony I play in. I play the clarinet, and a standard symphony only uses two, so getting into one can be quite competitive. My conductor's reasoning? "I was sure you were going to college." I never mentioned college to him, other than saying I wasn't going. FML

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39434) - you deserved it (3625)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39648) - you deserved it (3238)

On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, since I work at a doughnut shop, I came home smelling like fry oil and had bits of sugar on me. My boyfriend told me he loves having sex with me right after I get off work. He said its like having sex with a hot doughnut. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44599) - you deserved it (6896)

On 08/05/2014 at 12:48pm - intimacy - by donutsex (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML



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