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About jack_jill05 : um sorry im awkward. sorry.
not sure what to put here so.
I love FRIENDS, HIMYM, Greys, Scrubs, and um other TV shows.
im in high school.
I really like music. im an avid listener of it. i also play a few instruments, symphonic style.
star wars>star trek. sorry if you disagree.
my dog literally is my best friend, because well yeah.
I just moved from Oklahoma to New York, which is where im from.
you can message me, if you so feel the need to know more, or just want to be friends. just dont make it weird. okay. well. bye.
also the place that it says I live is supposed to read "urine sample" its from FRIENDS. Chandler said it. educated yourself
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Today, I was replaced in the symphony I play in. I play the clarinet, and a standard symphony only uses two, so getting into one can be quite competitive. My conductor's reasoning? "I was sure you were going to college." I never mentioned college to him, other than saying I wasn't going. FML
Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML
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Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML
Thursday 11 September 2014