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About jack_jill05 : im kind of awkard, so sorry. im not really sure what to put here so here goes. i like to watch TV (i have so many favorites its ridiculous) i also really love movies, of pretty much all genres. im currently in a relationship with high school.. its complicated.. im a total band geek. i love listening to every genre of music, and i play clarient and piano in marching band. my dog is my best friend, ever. i used to live in Oklahoma, but now im back in New York, where i was orginally from. you can message me, if you want to know more or want to be friends or whatever, just dont say "hey" or "youre pretty" be creative or im not going to respond. also, dont make it weird. also, the place it says i live is supposed to read 'urine sample'. Chandler from FRIENDS said it, if you didnt know that you should just leave. like seriously leave right now. may the force be with you.
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Friday 17 October 2014