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jack_jill05

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jack_jill05

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 21 January 1962 (52 years)
  • <3 status : Not so sure
  • Number of visits : 811
  • Number of comments : 65
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About jack_jill05 : im kind of awkard, so sorry. im not really sure what to put here so here goes. i like to watch TV (i have so many favorites its ridiculous) i also really love movies, of pretty much all genres. im currently in a relationship with high school.. its complicated.. im a total band geek. i love listening to every genre of music, and i play clarient and piano in marching band. my dog is my best friend, ever. i used to live in Oklahoma, but now im back in New York, where i was orginally from. you can message me, if you want to know more or want to be friends or whatever, just dont say "hey" or "youre pretty" be creative or im not going to respond. also, dont make it weird. also, the place it says i live is supposed to read 'urine sample'. Chandler from FRIENDS said it, if you didnt know that you should just leave. like seriously leave right now. may the force be with you.

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Today, like any other day since that stupid movie Frozen came out, people have been asking me if I want to build a snowman, like they're the funniest people on the planet. My name is Elsa. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44020) - you deserved it (3846)

On 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm - work - by elsatheannoyed (woman) - United States (California)

Today, as my boyfriend left my house, I gave him a long, tight hug. So tight that he threw up. FML

Today, I have to make a decision. I either drive my dad around during the day so he can drink, or I let him drink and drive so I can focus on studying for my exams. FML

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148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35522) - you deserved it (2736)

On 10/18/2014 at 11:03pm - misc - by problems - New Zealand (Auckland)

Today, I was eating a hot fudge sundae and I complained that the fudge was at the very bottom and I couldn't reach it with my spoon. My husband muttered "Fat girl problems." FML

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104 comments

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On 09/17/2014 at 4:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was replaced in the symphony I play in. I play the clarinet, and a standard symphony only uses two, so getting into one can be quite competitive. My conductor's reasoning? "I was sure you were going to college." I never mentioned college to him, other than saying I wasn't going. FML

Today, I asked out the girl I really like. She turned me down, saying that she's a lesbian. That'd be fine, if I were a guy. FML

#21252521
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41202) - you deserved it (3688)

On 09/05/2014 at 5:11pm - love - by apparentlybutch (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I went for a romantic, anniversary meal with my wife. It was amazing, until we had to rush home halfway through because our daughter rang, informing us that her 20-year-old sister had broken her wrist trying to jump from the roof, onto the trampoline and into the pool. She 'miscalculated'. FML

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84 comments

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On 08/06/2014 at 9:21am - kids - by We raised that fool (man) - United Kingdom (Derby)

Today, my fiancé said "Rachel" instead of my name when asked to repeat, "I take thee, Emily, to be my lawfully wedded wife." I was shocked, so he explained while laughing that he doesn't even know a Rachel. He ruined our wedding for a Friends quote. FML



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