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jaakeeyy1

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 725
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About jaakeeyy1 : I say it like it is.
I love reading all the fml's when i have nothing else better to do at 1am.
Maybe one day one of mine will get published on here, hahah

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jaakeeyy1's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

#97632
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (269105) - you deserved it (60045)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
762 comments

I agree, your life sucks (794901) - you deserved it (83349)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I turned on my camera to find pictures of my dad's secretary giving him a blowjob. Minutes later, I hear a scream from another room as my 12-year-old sister discovers similar pictures on HER camera. Mom and dad say it's no big deal. FML

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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337 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43594) - you deserved it (362165)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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