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  • Birth Date : Thursday 26 November 1992 (22 years)
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Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

#21462491
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24612) - you deserved it (2648)

On 08/30/2015 at 8:13am - misc - by Alice (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I was hit by acute food poisoning while attending a colleague's birthday party at his home. The toilet had a door that wouldn't close all the way, there were only three sheets of toilet paper left, and I had to walk home through town, in a dress, with my soiled underwear in a plastic bag. FML

#21462484
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19781) - you deserved it (1389)

On 08/30/2015 at 7:29am - health - by monkeywrench (woman) - Sweden

Today, at work, one of the elderly residents dropped a turd on the floor. I went to go get the nurse but couldn't find her. Upon returning to the scene, another resident picked it up and placed it in my hand, thinking it was mud. Now my nickname at work is 'Nugget'. FML

#21462428
40 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18590) - you deserved it (1456)

On 08/30/2015 at 2:20am - work - by anon - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML

#21462289
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18716) - you deserved it (1678)

On 08/29/2015 at 8:06pm - animals - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML

#21462044
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23750) - you deserved it (1611)

On 08/29/2015 at 7:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my doctor died. Last week, after a check up I'd had because I was worried about a cough, he told me not to worry because I was as healthy as he was. FML

#21462016
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23401) - you deserved it (1634)

On 08/29/2015 at 4:50am - health - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

#21461945
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21852) - you deserved it (1274)

On 08/29/2015 at 12:29am - misc - by tkoester - United States (Illinois)

Today, my girlfriend uninvited to me a party because she said her ex would be there, and since she hasn't told him about us, she didn't want him getting upset. FML

#21461601
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24098) - you deserved it (2368)

On 08/28/2015 at 3:21am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I went to my fiance's cousin's wedding with him. I got drunk and danced like a stripper in front of his entire extended family, who I'd just met that day. FML

#21461344
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9490) - you deserved it (27438)

On 08/27/2015 at 1:44pm - love - by O0hdear - United States (Texas)

Today, I was telling my coworker that I was considering quitting the shady, 50-shades-of-scum business we work at. He snitched to our boss, who quickly fired me on bullshit charges of incompetence, theft, and workplace bullying. I guess I'm not getting a good reference from him. FML

#21461238
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19002) - you deserved it (5141)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:37am - work - by Anon (man) - United States

Today, I was going down the elevator in my dorm and a friend joined on another floor. He then thought it was a good time to tell me that he slept with my girlfriend when the elevator got stuck. Worst 40 minutes of my life. FML

#21461236
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23275) - you deserved it (1364)

On 08/27/2015 at 4:23am - misc - by smyp - Lithuania

Today, I was undressing for my girlfriend. I thought I was being all smooth and sexy, until I went to sit on the side of the bed and beckon her over. Instead, I sat heavily on my balls, screamed, then fell off the bed sobbing like a girl. FML

#21460410
73 comments

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On 08/25/2015 at 3:32am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML

#21460397
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22478) - you deserved it (1480)

On 08/25/2015 at 2:49am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after putting in 110% at my shitty job for two years straight, my boss told me point-blank I'm too good in my current position for him to ever be able to justify promoting me. FML

#21460378
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21108) - you deserved it (1372)

On 08/25/2015 at 1:51am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got stuck in the elevator at work. When I was finally let out, my boss decided I shouldn't get a lunch break, because I'd already had over an hour off work while in the elevator. I had to starve through 5 more hours of work. FML

#21460168
104 comments

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On 08/24/2015 at 5:28pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Italy (Liguria)



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