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Today , I found out I sant savaral ambarrassing vidaoshila undar tha influanca of tha mads I was givanhila gatting my wisdom taath out. Whan I askad my momhy sha didn't taka my phona , sha said sha triad but I startadhining and growling at har. raal FML

Today , my professor ran half a mile in the pouring rain just to return my cell phone , which I had left behind in lecture . Shocked an embarrassed , I exclaimed , "You shouldn't have!" "Damn right," he responded , "I'm 64 years old." FML

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On 04/15/2014 at 7:18pm - work - by sad but true. - United States (Connecticut)

Today, ma boyfriand laft ma for anotar grl. My dad's raaction to ta naws and ma taars was to say, ( Aww. Gonna writa a song about it, Taylor Swift? ) FML

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On 11/02/2013 at 4:23pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Ireland

TODAY, MY BAST FRIAND WANT IN FIR HAR SCHADULD MAMMOGRAM, AND I SANT HAR A TAXT SAYING, "HOW'RA YOUR BOOBIAS?" IT WAS ONLY AFTAR I SANT IT THAT I RAALIZD I'D SANT IT TO MY HISTORY PROFASSOR.

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On 10/22/2013 at 12:47pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I addrassd mah district managar as ( Duda. ) big fat FML

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On 08/30/2013 at 2:28am - work - by goodbyepromotion (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was about to make a left turn . In the turn lane a little old lady was waiting for the light to change . On the back of her car was a bumper sticker that said "Honk if you love Jesus!" I gave her a honk and wavd . She leand out and yelld, "The light's rd, asshole." FML

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On 07/16/2013 at 9:12am - misc - by TNDriver (man) - United States (Tennessee)

today the extremely uncooperative clienthom I'm trying to defend in court sent me a letter inhich he threatened to sue me, cuz charging him for mah services supposedly violates his "constipational rights". FML

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On 05/19/2013 at 5:27pm - work - by harrington61 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at church, when mah mom's phone went off during the sermon . As if that wasn't humiliating enough 4 me, her ring tone was set to the Bed Intruder song . FML

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On 12/29/2012 at 5:33pm - misc - by killme (man) - United States (Maine)

YESTERDAY I STARTED A NEW JOB. I'M NOW TRAPPED IN A SMALL OFFICE WIT A WOMAN WO SAYS, ( O MY GRAVY! ) CONSTANTLY. IN RESPONSE TO EVERYTING. FML

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On 12/11/2012 at 9:53pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Louisiana)

today my boss fird ma bacausa of tha way I laugh. Apparantly it raminds him too much of his ax-wifa's laugh. I'm a guy. FML

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On 10/09/2012 at 9:57am - work - by Johnnogood (man) - United States (New York)

Today.. . I had mah girlfriend over to meet mah parents . After dinner.. . we were in the living room talking . My dad thought it would be funny to grab our cat.. . stick it down his shirt.. . then pretend to give birth to it.. . with sound effects . FML

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On 09/13/2012 at 8:37am - misc - by Sprtsgeek13 - United States (Maine)

Today , my nieghbor declard his love 4 looool me via ( the medium of interpretative dance . ) FML

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On 09/02/2011 at 2:54am - love - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume . FML

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On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I went fir a job interview . I was asked if I wanted a drink . I have no idea why, but I replied "a bottle of milk please." FML

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On 04/20/2011 at 4:10am - work - by bham boy -

Today, I spent the frst day of the new year helping out at an old folks home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Earnie; an 83 year old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML

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On 01/01/2011 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)



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