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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 29 March 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2075
  • Number of comments : 41
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About j_inks23 : Tattoo artist with social anxiety

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Visits<b>FoxOne</b> - the 11/16/2016 at 3:31am<b>heroqucas</b> - the 11/12/2016 at 5:51am<b>Toonice45</b> - the 11/01/2016 at 2:53am<b>NocturnalRose</b> - the 10/30/2016 at 5:23pm<b>hussamhasi</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 7:45pm<b>notmedo</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 5:41pm<b>EoinDonnelly</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 5:15pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 11:56am<b>thinkaboutit5</b> - the 09/18/2016 at 6:32pm<b>doubledutchy</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 3:56am<b>tin_cup</b> - the 09/07/2016 at 2:59am<b>Chibster</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 2:10pm<b>Raelthelamb</b> - the 06/28/2016 at 10:54pm<b>vaas90</b> - the 06/17/2016 at 2:38am<b>Roxas_hearts</b> - the 06/06/2016 at 11:28pm<b>hereforfmls</b> - the 06/01/2016 at 8:13am<b>jon_894b</b> - the 05/30/2016 at 8:42pm<b>missalyssaxo</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 1:42pm

Fucked!<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 10/02/2016 at 5:56pm<b>Toonice45</b> - the 09/29/2016 at 2:19am<b>tiger820</b> - the 05/28/2016 at 4:34pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 05/27/2016 at 10:28pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 05/24/2016 at 2:26am<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 05/23/2016 at 7:33pm<b>tin_cup</b> - the 04/06/2016 at 6:07am<b>gqlmno</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 6:05am<b>Matheo</b> - the 09/15/2015 at 2:32am<b>whyalliewhy</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 4:25am<b>khoov19</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:38pm<b>sandman676</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 5:42am<b>dakatabg</b> - the 05/24/2015 at 10:40pm<b>WildShortstop13</b> - the 02/23/2015 at 12:33am<b>XcuzimsotiredX</b> - the 02/16/2015 at 4:32am<b>robertd73</b> - the 12/20/2014 at 10:55pm<b>Devindelon</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 12:35am<b>RA91</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 10:57pm

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j_inks23's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that not only am I pregnant, I'm too far along for an abortion. My husband and I originally bonded over the fact that we both hate children. FML

by wellthisisbad / 02/29/2016 at 7:27am / United States (Florida) / Kids

Today, I met my fiancé's much older sister for the first time. Turns out she is actually my old high school English teacher who used to make me cry at least 3 times a week. It's been three hours and I've accidentally called her Miss Willow 4 times and been reduced to tears twice. FML

by Alice / 08/30/2015 at 8:13am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous

Today, while cleaning my son's room, I found an envelope labelled "PRIVATE AND CONFIDENTIAL" under his bed. I opened it, only to find it was a glitter bomb. I couldn't get it all cleaned off myself before he got home. He just said "HAH! Serves you right!" and went to his room smirking. FML

by Anonymous / 02/28/2015 at 1:11pm / United States (Oregon) / Kids

Today, I ordered Chinese and told them I was allergic to eggs. I took a bite and I found some egg, quickly spat it out and took my antihistamines. When I returned with it and complained about my potential demise, they gave me a free orange to apologise. I'm allergic to oranges. FML

by hatemebeforetheyevenhatch / 02/23/2015 at 7:08pm / United Kingdom (West Dunbartonshire) / Health

Today, I was faced with the inevitable horrible circumstances which lead me to put in a tampon on a moving city bus. FML

by bloody_hell / 01/14/2015 at 9:18pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation

Today, a girl from class screamed at me in public for hugging the guy she likes. She threatened to take me out if I didn't "back off". That guy is my boyfriend. FML

by exuberant_orange / 01/08/2015 at 10:56am / United States (Florida) / Love

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Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

by Mr_snuggels / 12/24/2014 at 3:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals

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Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML

by jflac / 12/24/2014 at 7:03am / Australia (Queensland) / Love

Today, I snooped around my parents' room looking for hidden Christmas presents. The only hidden things I found was a whip, two ball gags, several other sex toys, and a load of newspaper clippings about the JFK assassination. What the fuck? FML

by .__. / 12/07/2014 at 3:10am / United Kingdom (Brent) / Miscellaneous

Today, I spent nearly an hour helping a customer pick out an engagement ring. I rang him up, picked out a super cute box for the ring, and wished him luck. Later I realized I never put the ring inside the box. FML

by KilledTheMoment / 11/23/2014 at 1:10am / United States (Illinois) / Work

Today, as always, I have Tourette's syndrome. It causes me to occasionally make a beeping noise. My boyfriend just figured out that if he beeps back, it makes me beep again. He thinks it's hilarious and won't stop. FML

by Beeper / 10/11/2014 at 3:07pm / United States (Illinois) / Love

Today, same as every other night, I sat in my car outside my home, just to avoid going inside. I live alone. FML

by piper182 / 09/29/2014 at 6:04pm / United States (New York) / Love

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I went to a bookstore to get "The Grapes of Wrath". I have a problem with controlling the volume of my voice, so once at the counter, I accidentally said quite loudly, "WHERE ARE THE ANGRY GRAPES?" FML

by Face fucking palm / 07/22/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous

Today, my guide dog sneezed so hard that it slammed its head on the floor and knocked itself out. I have to trust this dog with my life. FML

by Anonymous / 04/20/2014 at 12:03am / United States (Idaho) / Animals

Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

by stupiddog / 04/15/2014 at 8:08am / United States (California) / Animals