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jCleveland
  • Town/Country : 703
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 2 April 1992 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 678
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (107096) - you deserved it (6594)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52655) - you deserved it (3662)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)



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