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jCleveland
  • Town/Country : 703
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 April 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 545
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got out of the shower and my 3 year old sister comes into the bathroom and says "I want big boobies like yours when I grow up." And from the other room I hear my dad go "Sweetie, you've already got bigger boobs than your sister." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (86943) - you deserved it (4684)

On 03/15/2009 at 11:47am - misc - by Alexa23 (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. Just as things were heating up, my closet door flew open and my little brother ran out screaming, "Mom, they're doing it, come quick!" My mom paid my 9 year old brother to spy on me. FML

#309354 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (100705) - you deserved it (11938)

On 03/13/2009 at 8:08pm - intimacy - by evanescence (man) - United States (California)

Today, while on a blind date at Hooters, I ordered my food and the waitress asked me if I was stoned, because she couldn't understand me. I have a speech impediment. FML

#98933 (88)

I agree, your life sucks (45047) - you deserved it (2767)

On 02/21/2009 at 8:15pm - health - by Vince (man) - United States (Indiana)