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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 16 September 1990 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 460
  • Number of comments : 18
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About j0k3r2213 : mmm... I feel you when you got some F*** stuff in your life... But still that S*** is funny :)... Really funny when it happens to me lol FML.

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Today, my husband called me from work just to chat. He asked what I had been up to today. I was feeling frisky so I told him all about how I had gotten horny, watched a porno and masturbated earlier. It wasn't until I heard the hoots and laughter that I realized he had me on speakerphone. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25756) - you deserved it (45820)

On 06/15/2009 at 7:18pm - intimacy - by kitkat545 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (58539) - you deserved it (621625)

On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was teasing my little brother. Later that night, I went to the bathroom to wash up. While I'm brushing my teeth, my little brother slips a photo under the door that shows him scrubbing my toothbrush against his nuts. FML

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122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46442) - you deserved it (25470)

On 03/05/2009 at 9:27pm - misc - by mr.palendrome (man) - United States (New York)



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