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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzypopcorn1 : Hi I'm izzy I have this app and I always read fmls when I'm bored

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Today, I was using the restroom when a little girl tried to open my stall. It was locked, so she slid under the door and tried to have a conversation with me while I was pooping. FML

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153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36100) - you deserved it (3158)

On 06/20/2011 at 6:42pm - misc - by shyshy96679 - United States

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44240) - you deserved it (4190)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my mom confused me with my dad. She got in the shower with me. FML

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310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (73159) - you deserved it (5504)

On 04/22/2011 at 7:11am - intimacy - by Damian -

Today, I got a letter from my mother-in-law stating that demons made her spread rumors about me all over my hometown before my wedding. FML

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77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28802) - you deserved it (1941)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:45pm - misc - by doomed (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, it's official, we measured. My boyfriend's manboobs are bigger than my breasts. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42850) - you deserved it (8213)

On 03/07/2011 at 1:16am - health - by tinygirl -

Today, my grandmother told me to say "sofa king retarded" really fast. Not only did it take me several attempts to figure out what it meant, I'm now grounded by my mother for having a foul mouth. FML

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132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12947) - you deserved it (21802)

On 12/06/2010 at 12:03pm - misc - by bribreeeeeezyfreshhh (woman) - United Kingdom



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