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Today, I was at a restaurant with my kids. I told my 13 year old about how the very first time she said she loved me. She was 2 and it was at this very restaurant. I told her the details and even started tearing up a little. She didn't even look up from her cell phone and said, "That's fab, ma." FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 4:33pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids
Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2012 at 12:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/23/2012 at 5:51am / United States / Love
Today, I locked my car. I put the key in my bag when suddenly my car began to roll backwards. I tried to get the key out of my bag but couldn't find it, and with the other hand I tried to stop the car. The worst thing was that some dumbass was watching me and didn't help. FML
by rabbitoncocaine / 04/20/2012 at 2:41am / Germany (Thuringen) / Transportation
by anonymous / 04/16/2012 at 9:59pm / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by Dr. Jack / 02/04/2009 at 8:54am / United States (California) / Transportation
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