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Today, due to a flat tire, I only had 20 minutes to complete a 35 minute walk to catch my train. I ended up sprinting up the snow-covered frozen hill in heels, luggage in hand, only to arrive 1 minute in time, and to find out that the train had been cancelled. Next train in 1 hour. FML
by KK3137 / 03/13/2013 at 10:50am / France / Transportation
by I'm stupid / 11/25/2012 at 10:08am / United States (Illinois) / Health
by anonymous / 11/21/2012 at 1:16pm / United States (Arizona) / Miscellaneous
Today, I woke up to a gift from my boyfriend: a Playboy magazine with a Post-It note that said, "Just a reminder that you're easily replaceable." I think he's still mad at me for beating him on X-box. FML
by becca / 10/28/2012 at 11:39pm / United States / Love
Today, I pulled out a book and my bookmark fell out. My crush picked it up and a weird look came across his face. I then realized I had used toilet paper. Now I'm the girl who reads while taking dumps. FML
by Cottagecheeseha / 08/20/2012 at 12:03am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was giving my boyfriend head on the living room couch. Apparently his two cats didn't approve, and they started attacking my face. Luckily for him, since my boyfriend was holding my head down, his privates didn't get a scratch. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2012 at 1:15pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by theflow / 08/15/2012 at 1:08pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Health
Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/01/2012 at 4:59pm / United Kingdom (Bedfordshire) / Health
by cortanaisahobot / 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by GirlOnTheFly / 06/27/2012 at 12:20am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Transportation
by Oraashi / 06/26/2012 at 1:18pm / United Kingdom (Stoke-on-Trent) / Love
by Anonymous / 06/23/2012 at 10:23am / Canada / Love
by KieRendan / 05/25/2012 at 3:59pm / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by colts609380 / 05/17/2012 at 5:07pm / United States (California) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/13/2012 at 8:15am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Kids
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…