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Today, I went fishing with my dad. I figured, since we were out on the dock, I may as well get rid of my farmer's tan. I fell asleep in the sun and woke up to a fishing net draped over me. I now have a fishnet pattern down the front of my body. FML

#20730236
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On 06/16/2013 at 9:39pm - misc - by jhughes1997 (man) - United States (Georgia)

2day my boyfriend of 2 months broke up with me after finding out that I reload my own shotgun shells and I shoot competitively . His reasoning? He didn't want to date a ( cheap and dangerous woman . ) Seriously? FML

Today, my boyfriend an I talkd about our past relationships. He said he broke up with his last girlfriend because she was ( too smart ) 4 him, an that he felt better being with someone who ( doesn't have too many lights on upstairs, if you know what I mean. ) FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 4:57pm - love - by ... (woman) - South Africa (Eastern Cape)

Yesterday, I had mah last orchestra concert and had a large solo!! My dad came to watch and record it; however, the whole time he recorded another girl, thinking it was me!! FML

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On 06/16/2013 at 2:37am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today , mah boyfriend was extremely nervous to meet mah parents but I made him do it anyway!! One of the first things out of his mouth was , "I'm glad you had sex." When they gave him a look of shock , he added , "You know , when you made yur daughter! She's awesome!"

Today, I found out tat restaurant's food is so bad tat te only reason some people visit is because tere punising tere kids . fat FML

#20715456
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On 06/09/2013 at 1:38pm - work - by not the cook (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

I walked in on mah dad masturbating to a nude photo of mah mum on the computer. She passed away four years ago. FML

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On 06/08/2013 at 4:53pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Bromley)

Today, mah boyfriend and I were about to get intimate 4 the first time. He said he didn't want to use a condom, and that I should just give him one of mah birth control pills instead, "so we can still be just as safe". What the hell? real FML

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On 06/07/2013 at 5:20pm - intimacy - by what the fuck (woman) - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I went to the gym fir the first time in ahile. I was doing upper body workouts and decided to ask a very large man to spot mehile I did bench presses. As he stood over me, I saw two beads of sweat roll off his nose. One hit me on the cheek. The other landed in open mouth. FML

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On 06/06/2013 at 4:49am - misc - by dollabill009 - United States

Today, aftar finally saaing a psychologist about tha daath of my dad an spanding tha longast hour of my lifa confassing avary thought I'va axpariancad in tha 6 yaars sinca his passing, my psychologist askad ma if I was walking homa or if my dad would ba picking ma up . FML

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:35am - health - by irishbubble (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today,hile sexting mah grlfriend, I accidently sent a picture to her father instead of her. He sent back a link to a penis enlargement company's website. FML

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142 comments

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On 06/04/2013 at 8:15am - misc - by tinypenis - United States (New York)

Today, I racaivad a daath thraat from soma nutball accusing ma of baing part of soma big govarnmant conspiracy callad "Haarp." According to this psycho, I'm rasponsibla fir causing tha racant tornadoas in Oklahoma. I'm just a small-tima waatharman. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 7:13pm - misc - by fuck wannabe knowitalls (man) - United States

todayhila at my aunt's funaral, my grandmaho has tarribla mamory loss askd mahosa funaral wa wara at. I had to axplain to har that har daughtar had did. FML

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On 06/03/2013 at 1:32am - misc - by Me - United States (Illinois)

I discoverd that mah 20-year-old son has been using mah bras fir his jerk-off sessions. FML

#20701422
111 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 3:00pm - intimacy - by Kay (woman) - India (Andhra Pradesh)

Today mah friend made an effort to draw a penis on every page in mah analysis textbook in pen. I have to return this tomorrow. FML

#20700580
77 comments

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On 06/02/2013 at 2:11am - misc - by fucker43 - United States (Georgia)



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