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izzie321

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izzie321

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izzie321izzie321
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13102
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:15am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:14pm<b>lexred</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:33am<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 7:29pm<b>koganti</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:13am<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:16am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:33am<b>nesssy</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:00pm<b>Rich531</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:37pm<b>trevieh47</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 1:46am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:48pm<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 12:58am<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 11:48pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:58am<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:57am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:15pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:15am<b>lexred</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:33pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:16pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:58am<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 5:48am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:33pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:49am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>lronic</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:57pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:17pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:50pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:12pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:54am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>Ebola</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:38am

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Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Hard at Work

Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad and uncle got in an argument over money and ended up fighting in the back garden. Only, my dad is a muay thai fighter and my uncle is an MMA fighter, and they're refusing to stop until one of them is out cold. I foresee me driving them both to the hospital before midnight. FML

#21516668
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20067) - you deserved it (1286)

On 01/18/2016 at 5:29pm - misc - by enya (woman) - Luxembourg

Today, I had RA training and we were doing mock situations. During one of these, I had a seizure. Everyone thought it was fake, until I started violently throwing up. FML

#21516615
49 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22079) - you deserved it (1242)

On 01/18/2016 at 1:53pm - health - by anon -

Today, I was knocked unconscious by the 10 year-old I was babysitting because it was his younger sister's bedtime and he didn't want her to go. When I came to, their mother was screaming at me for sleeping on the job. In the middle of the kitchen floor. I lost a job and gained a killer headache. FML

#21516384
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20919) - you deserved it (1365)

On 01/17/2016 at 8:48pm - kids - by kids shouldnt have hard sports equipment (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, I found out that the only reason I'm alive is because my dad beat the living shit out of my mom to stop her getting an abortion. FML

#21516125
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24971) - you deserved it (1522)

On 01/17/2016 at 2:26am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, on my college visit, I met a perfect girl for me, sweet, gorgeous, on the same career path. I remember everything we talked about, where she is from, what sport she plays, and her recent internship. But when I went to look her up online, I couldn't remember one thing, her name. FML

#21516058
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22376) - you deserved it (5052)

On 01/16/2016 at 10:28pm - love - by Roll Tide of Tears - United States

Today, I was out grocery shopping when some pervert decided to slap my ass as they walked by. As I turned around to confront them, I saw that the culprit was a 7 or 8-year-old boy. I was so shocked, speechless and angry that I couldn't even decide how to handle the situation. FML

#21515486
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21798) - you deserved it (2190)

On 01/15/2016 at 5:56am - kids - by DatAss (woman) -

Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML

Today, I opened the cupboard and a bag of flour fell on my head, covering me from head to toe. Last night I got drunk, and set some booby traps up around the house for my roommate. I'd forgot that my roommate moved out a week ago. FML

Today, I almost died. My friends dragged me unconcious, hypothermic and half-drowned out of the sea. A helicopter took me to the hospital where they brought me back to life. My family's reaction? "You aren't dying so we don't have to come to the hospital." They wouldn't even bring me clothes. FML

Today, I arrived at the kennels I work in to find the power disconnected and the water pump off. This meant I had to bucket water and carry it to keep over sixty assorted dogs and cats alive in temperatures over 90 degrees. The moment I finished, the power came back on. FML

#21514912
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20662) - you deserved it (1335)

On 01/13/2016 at 9:08pm - animals - by TooFlamingHot (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my fiance's mother gave me a beautiful cross necklace to wear for my wedding. I'm Jewish. FML

#21514832
7 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20241) - you deserved it (2265)

On 01/13/2016 at 6:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)

Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend of 7 years. He thrusted as fast as rabbits. I waited years for 10 seconds. FML

#21514734
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22486) - you deserved it (5895)

On 01/13/2016 at 1:30pm - intimacy - by ShouldveStayedAVirgin - United States (Texas)

Today, my mom smoked pot in my sister's bedroom while I was at school. When I noticed the stench, she blamed the cat. FML

#21514487
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19551) - you deserved it (1497)

On 01/12/2016 at 9:10pm - misc - by Mellamononeyobiz (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my father contacted me for the first time in years to ask about my upcoming wedding and possibly walking me down the aisle. He claimed the only reason he left was because he thought I'd be gay. I am. FML

#21514376
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21287) - you deserved it (1895)

On 01/12/2016 at 4:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I finished reading a manga series on a website I go on all the time. As I read the last page I got a huge celebratory message from the website saying I was the first one to read every manga on their site. The website opened in 2011 and has over 30,000 manga. My God, I need a social life. FML

#21514123
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21474) - you deserved it (6174)

On 01/11/2016 at 9:47pm - misc - by Lesser spotted female gaming nerd (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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