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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 12247
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

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Today, I was assigned to a group of four to brainstorm ideas for a project. One by one they listed their ideas, but when it was my turn they skipped me. They suddenly started a casual conversation with each other, oblivious of my existence, while I sat quietly between them for an hour. FML


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On 11/19/2015 at 4:46am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I excitedly told my husband that I'm pregnant with our first child. With the most shit-eating grin, he said, "Hi, Pregnant. I'm dad." FML


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On 11/17/2015 at 9:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents found out that my younger brother has been smoking pot. As his punishment, he can't be home alone anymore. And apparently, I'm now his full-time babysitter since I "don't have a life anyway." FML


I agree, your life sucks (22806) - you deserved it (1729)

On 11/17/2015 at 8:44pm - kids - by junko - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I called my boss to ask if my paycheck had been deposited yet. He said no, that my grandmother came in to work and picked it up. Confused, I called her. She is holding it ransom until I start calling home every day. I do, but she gets so drunk, she doesn't remember. FML


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On 11/16/2015 at 7:21pm - misc - by kitkat1740 (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, as I had a chat with my boyfriend and a couple of his friends, one of them had brought up my boyfriend's son and his other child who was due any day now. The conversation would have went well, had I known that he had a son and a pregnant girlfriend. FML


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On 11/16/2015 at 7:25am - love - by I Know How to Pick'em - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at a family dinner, my mom announced that my newborn brother was named after his father. His name is Kevin. My dad's name is Michael. FML


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On 11/16/2015 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous - Maldives (Maale)

Today, I was on the bus home from work when I felt something strange in my hair. I turned to look, and saw the old woman next to me sucking on the end of my hair. When she noticed me staring, she didn't stop but instead said, "So pretty. Can I have?" FML

Today, I got called into work on my day off. I ended up being written up for being 15 minutes late to a shift I didn't even have. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25244) - you deserved it (1537)

On 11/14/2015 at 4:08pm - work - by hell - United States (California)

Today, I started to tell my step-dad about a funny video I came across online last night. He cut me off by saying "Yeah? Well I came across your mom's face last night!" then left for work with a shit-eating grin on his face. I could've gone the rest of my life without knowing that. FML


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On 11/14/2015 at 6:47am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I got several angry messages on Facebook, demanding to know how I could cheat on my wife. They didn't believe me when I said I had no idea what they meant. Turns out my wife made a sarcastic post about my "new mistress". She was talking about Fallout 4. FML

Today, I had the mother of a five year old come in for parent teacher conferences. When I told her that her son was very smart, but he often made up fantastical stories about his home life, she burst into tears. She then ran out of my office crying, "I knew it! I knew he was a sociopath!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (22585) - you deserved it (1504)

On 11/13/2015 at 2:06am - work - by nothowscienceworks - United States (California)

Today, I went to the doctor for the second time, because I've had a cough for about six weeks. In my first appointment, the nurse said it was just allergies and condescendingly gave me a brochure with a recipe for salt water. Turns out it's pneumonia. FML


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On 11/12/2015 at 4:21pm - health - by Nora (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I gave a group presentation. Because I didn't know the last names of my group members, I'd put fake ones in, intending to replace them later. I forgot to change them and I ended up giving a presentation alongside a very angry Greg Penishead and Josh Acne. FML


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On 11/12/2015 at 11:55am - misc - by friendless1004 - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend, who is rather large, picked me up to give me a hug, and some over-eager security guard actually pointed his tazer at him and told him to put me down. So he put me down and tried to ask what he'd done wrong. The bastard tazed him for acting aggressively. FML


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On 11/10/2015 at 5:15pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - Czech Republic

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML


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On 11/10/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by CoffeeStained - United States (Kentucky)

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