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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13205
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About izzie321 : Oh hey, didn't see you there. The name's Izzie and I like to kick ass (I did MMA) and smoke weed. If you're boring stop reading this because you will not be able to comprehend the awesomeness. Just kidding, I'm a loser but I'm a loser who plays on a PS3 and likes to sing, run, and occasionally ride horses. But.. Enough with the bullshit; do you really give a fuck?

I'm pretty friendly unless you piss me off, I have a short fuse. So if you wanna, kik me, my name is "boxerlola" but my actual name is Izzie. Oh and by the way, I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR PENIS SO DON'T SEND ME NUDES.

izzie321's page activity

Visits<b>MoDDbest</b> - the 02/05/2016 at 12:15am<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/02/2016 at 6:14pm<b>lexred</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 7:33am<b>awishadahbau5</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 7:29pm<b>koganti</b> - the 01/30/2016 at 11:13am<b>youngmessi252525</b> - the 01/28/2016 at 5:57pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 11:16am<b>LPac5295</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 9:33am<b>nesssy</b> - the 01/23/2016 at 6:00pm<b>Rich531</b> - the 01/16/2016 at 7:37pm<b>trevieh47</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 1:46am<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 2:48pm<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 12:58am<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 11/30/2015 at 11:48pm<b>ItsaBucsLife</b> - the 11/28/2015 at 11:58am<b>ImissCaleb</b> - the 11/06/2015 at 12:57am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 5:33pm<b>Starksrule</b> - the 11/02/2015 at 6:15pm

Fucked!<b>karacakal2</b> - the 02/03/2016 at 12:15am<b>lexred</b> - the 01/31/2016 at 1:33pm<b>michaelm1290</b> - the 01/24/2016 at 5:16pm<b>Hilda_x</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 8:48pm<b>Burton_Forever</b> - the 12/26/2015 at 6:58am<b>Mario_mane</b> - the 12/01/2015 at 5:48am<b>krazy789</b> - the 11/03/2015 at 11:33pm<b>bomzo</b> - the 10/21/2015 at 7:51am<b>delfino1604</b> - the 10/01/2015 at 2:49am<b>Shadowvoid</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 9:28pm<b>lronic</b> - the 09/18/2015 at 9:57pm<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - the 09/13/2015 at 2:17pm<b>ChloeRattlehead</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 6:50pm<b>SpartanMerc</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 2:12pm<b>spockadelic</b> - the 07/19/2015 at 10:54am<b>smileyjack02</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:11am<b>Ebola</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 5:09am<b>jbe1091</b> - the 07/18/2015 at 4:38am

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You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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You've liked someone. How cute!

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izzie321's favorite FMLs

Today, I got call from the manager for a company I applied for. Turns out, he mixed up my friend's phone number with mine, since we applied on the same day, so the manager accidentally hired her instead of me. He said the position is still mine if I want it, but they will have to let her go. FML

Today, I was taking a dump at work. I had my two-way radio attached to the back of my belt. When I stood up and pulled my pants up, I managed to send the antenna straight up my butt. FML

#21520186
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20083) - you deserved it (4400)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:29pm - misc - by poopsicle (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after weeks of watching Michael Jackson videos non-stop, my boyfriend learned how to moonwalk. Now he does it literally everywhere. I can't even cross the street without him moonwalking behind me. FML

#21520184
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18836) - you deserved it (2714)

On 01/27/2016 at 7:24pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was sitting in the living room with my husband when we heard a baby coo. This would have been adorable, if we had a baby. FML

#21520098
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18799) - you deserved it (1223)

On 01/27/2016 at 2:43pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, at my daughter's fundraiser, I noticed that a guy with a face only a fist could love kept staring at her. I said "Beautiful, isn't she?" Before I could tell him to keep it in his damned pants, he replied "Hah. She's my girlfriend, dude. Total beast in the sack." Complete news to me on both counts. FML

#21520041
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24829) - you deserved it (2859)

On 01/27/2016 at 11:35am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, my friends and I were goofing off playing tag behind the local church, when I heard a banshee-like wail behind me. Assuming it was one of my friends, I wailed right back and ran. Turned out there was actually a funeral going on, and the wail was from one of the bereaved. FML

#21520005
26 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17694) - you deserved it (7268)

On 01/27/2016 at 8:30am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my dad told my girlfriend that she's the son he never had. FML

Today, I found out my family refers to my room as "the virgin cave". FML

#21518755
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21525) - you deserved it (2569)

On 01/24/2016 at 12:40am - misc - by Dexter_39476 (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I crashed my car into a bridge, while playing a song with the line, "I crashed my car into a bridge". FML

#21518597
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20225) - you deserved it (5386)

On 01/23/2016 at 3:48pm - misc - by ugh (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my new girlfriend's father made good on his "What you do to her I do to you" threat when he took me out for drinks and then drunkenly hit on me. FML

#21518118
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20779) - you deserved it (3023)

On 01/22/2016 at 7:50am - misc - by whattheactualfuck (man) - South Africa (KwaZulu-Natal)

Today, my pubic hairs were poking into my wang, I went to scratch it. Something bit my hand. FML

#21518044
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20161) - you deserved it (7662)

On 01/22/2016 at 12:47am - animals - by swag papi - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML

#21518068
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21213) - you deserved it (2062) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/21/2016 at 7:11pm - love - by Kimel - France (Franche-Comte)

Today, I realised what kind of man I married when I finally shelved his book, "Getting Things Done", still untouched 3 months after buying it. FML

#21517718
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16677) - you deserved it (2374)

On 01/21/2016 at 8:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Belgium (West-Vlaanderen)

Today, I was starting to get freaky with my boyfriend when his dad came in with no warning to let the dog into my boyfriend's bedroom. His dad noticed what was going on and covered the dog's eyes instead of just leaving. FML

#21517614
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20568) - you deserved it (3225)

On 01/20/2016 at 11:41pm - intimacy - by Garfield - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

#21517155
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11691) - you deserved it (20674)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)



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