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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 28 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 3366
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About iztrollinnn : 100% russian. grew up in Ukraine though.

DAMN RIGHT SHE GOT IT GOOOOOOODD.
HELL YEAH SHE GOT IT MAAAADEEE.

i'm obsessed with Castle Crashers on xbox360

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iztrollinnn's favorite FMLs

Today, I promised my best friend I wouldn't let her hook up with any guys (she got an STD a few weeks ago). After we tossed a few back she led about 30 people in a chant of "cockblock" after I wouldnt let her go home with some random dude. FML

#2489
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43120) - you deserved it (3325)

On 01/25/2009 at 12:54am - intimacy - by cockblockingbitch - United States (Washington)

Today, I won $5000 dollars from a lottery ticket and tried giving the man next to me a high five. He had no hands. FML

#1702
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27691) - you deserved it (8877)

On 01/19/2009 at 5:26am - money - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend has big fake boobs, but gets offended when I tell her how much I like them. FML

#769
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35329) - you deserved it (5621)

On 01/01/2009 at 12:23am - intimacy - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51898) - you deserved it (6310)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51898) - you deserved it (6310)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had sex with a girl who cried out as she came "Forgive me Lord! Forgive me Lord!" FML

#552
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51898) - you deserved it (6310)

On 12/19/2008 at 11:05am - intimacy - by chicochico - Sent from mobile version

Today, I am supposed to be doing my homework. Instead, I'm wasting my time on here. Yeah, it's kinda my fault. FML

#94
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14305) - you deserved it (103737)

On 10/27/2008 at 10:53am - misc - by me - United States (New York)



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