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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 23 March 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 145
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About izoya101 : Just an average short girl, that doesnt like it when things go wrong. Things go wrong alot.

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Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24339) - you deserved it (54704)

On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my boyfriend gave me twelve roses and told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't find it. When I pointed out that all twelve were real and would die within days, he responded, "Exactly." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33614) - you deserved it (3041)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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