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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 19 February 1985 (29 years)
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Today, my superior gave me a box of ethernet cables which were previously attached to mainframes storing classified data. He requested I cut them in half so that the residual data would leak out. Not only does this guy make twice my salary, there was no convincing him otherwise. We cut them up. FML

Today, I was driving on the freeway when I saw a car in front of me swerving across 3 lanes of traffic. Thinking he might be drunk, I dialed 911 on my phone, but I dropped it. I fished under my seat to get it, swerving, and got pulled over by highway patrol and given a field sobriety test. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39087) - you deserved it (27371)

On 04/04/2009 at 3:42pm - misc - by driverman12 (man) - United States (Washington)



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