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About iwanttomakelove : My name is Mr. Gregor Pamper. I have a zest for life and a love of everything including sex. I want to make love to you.

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Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a "quiet birthday with some friends," what I really meant was "hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake." FML

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