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ivydindy13

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 634
  • Number of comments : 42
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About ivydindy13 : - Raised in the Caribbean, then went to Alaska
- USMC (SIGINT) joined as a dare, then it became my life.
- Baltimore Ravens is my team.
- Im an outdoor person. I love surfing, snowboarding, rock climbing, fishing, hunting, riding dirt bikes, skydiving... I will try it all at least once.
- Not a city person at all. Only big city I liked enough to live in was Boston. I prefer country.
- Loves: reggae, elephants, surfing, eating, reading, painting, lilies, being barefoot, beach, snow, the walking dead.
- Hates: reggaeton, rap, pink, dolls, scary movies, swimming in lakes (dead bodies), city life and the thing I hate more than anything in the world.... The Dallas Cowboys.

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129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43762) - you deserved it (5288)

On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, while on a date, I went to take a sip of my drink, but for some reason I expected a straw to be there. I ended up wiggling my tongue and mouth around my glass looking for it as I kept my eyes on my date. It must've looked like I was trying to be seductive in the creepiest way possible. FML

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On 03/08/2014 at 3:53pm - love - by cunning glassist (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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102 comments

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On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after getting back from my interior design class, I told my husband that I learned the golden rule for home decor: "Have nothing in your houses that you do not know to be useful or believe to be beautiful." He looked at me dead in the eyes, and didn't say a word. FML

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On 02/22/2014 at 6:01am - misc - by housedoctor (woman) - United Kingdom (Sheffield)

Today, I was having some kinky sex with my girlfriend. When I said "You've been a bad girl", she looked at me wide-eyed and asked very seriously, "What did I do?" FML

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85 comments

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On 02/22/2014 at 12:39am - intimacy - by awkward (man) - United States

Today, my neighbor had a word with me for being "loud in the bedroom" last night. I haven't had any action for two years now, but I was too happy that she thought I'd got lucky to tell her the truth. So what was I really doing last night? Trying to sing like Christina Aguilera. FML

#21063667
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On 02/17/2014 at 7:14pm - misc - by I must suck at singing (woman) - United States

Today, I went to pick up my goddaughter while her mother went to work. She was being fussy, and I was surprised when she was quiet in the car; I just figured she'd fallen asleep. I got to my house and realized I'd never put her in my car, she was still sitting in my friend's driveway. FML

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130 comments

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On 02/16/2014 at 5:44pm - kids - by lyss - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was in the process of finally losing my virginity. Part-way through, my neighbour started shouting from his backyard, "Go, Nicolas! You can do it!" He was talking to his son, but the two of us have the same name. I couldn't finish. FML

#21046533
80 comments

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On 01/31/2014 at 4:05pm - intimacy - by prochainefois (man) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was sitting on the couch, watching The Avengers with my 4-year-old daughter, who loves the Hulk. When Hulk finally showed up, she excitedly looked at me and screamed, "Hulk Smash" before slamming both of her fists into my balls. FML

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135 comments

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On 01/30/2014 at 7:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML

#21042040
188 comments

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On 01/27/2014 at 5:31pm - misc - by :( (man) - Algeria

Today, as a priest's helper in church, I was giving Communion. It took me three people to realize that every time I was giving them the Eucharist, I was saying, "May the force be with you". FML

#21041278
131 comments

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On 01/26/2014 at 11:37pm - work - by sabz21 - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I have the flu. I woke up to my son leaning over me, inches from my face, breathing in deeply. Apparently, he was trying to get sick so he could stay home from school. He's 15. FML

#21034785
127 comments

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On 01/21/2014 at 6:07am - kids - by sickmom (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, my younger brother asked if he could watch me put a tampon in. He's 17. FML

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214 comments

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On 01/16/2014 at 8:37am - intimacy - by ugh (woman) - Vietnam (Ha Noi)



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