About ivans_3 : I'm not saying my life is bad I'm just saying things could have gone a little better
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- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I walked in on my mother rubbing one out. For the third time. I then had to explain to her,… Today, I was finally having sex with the man of my dreams, and then he fell asleep on top of me. FML Today, my girlfriend called me and asked me if I wanted to have phone sex with her. We got into it.…
- Today, my cross-country flight was delayed for an hour. When I finally boarded, I found out that my… Today, I was craving a bean & cheese burrito. After trying to forget about burritos for half of the… Today, the pretzel shop I work at posted the schedule for the next two weeks. I'm the only one who…