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Today, I learned that my parents' nickname for my fiancé is "dickwad." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25234) - you deserved it (5879)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, while attempting to sneak out of my boyfriend's parents' house during my walk of shame, I fell down the stairs, spilling cherry coke all over myself, their walls, and the carpet. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:47am - misc - by stairmaster -

Today, I told my boss I was too sick to come to work. He asked if I had a late night so I told him I stayed in. Apparently I ran into him at a bar last night and was too drunk to remember it. FML

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On 04/05/2011 at 3:30am - work - by randa -

Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML

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On 04/04/2011 at 4:42pm - misc - by lynn777 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, at work I had to convince an 80 year old mental patient that she's not Ke$ha and that she really has to put her clothes back on. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm - work - by Kim - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

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On 03/22/2011 at 10:59am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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