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itz_towelie
  • Town/Country : it's a, mad world
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 1700
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About itz_towelie : MIKE
It's amazing, I'm the reason
Everybody fired up this evening


i see you got girl troubles well im sorry son, cause i got 99 problems but a bitch aint 1

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itz_towelie's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27289) - you deserved it (4803)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML

#14974014 (83)

I agree, your life sucks (22597) - you deserved it (8216)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

#14968643 (244)

I agree, your life sucks (37315) - you deserved it (7185)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML

#14967873 (110)

I agree, your life sucks (5953) - you deserved it (33892)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML

#14967692 (60)

I agree, your life sucks (26527) - you deserved it (2042)

On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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