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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 31 March 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2503
  • Number of comments : 301
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About itz_towelie : MIKE
"I'm not afraid to hit a child"
-Albert Einstein

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Today, I woke up to a good friend of mine leaving my bed. The very friend I've had a crush on for months, and knows exactly how I feel about him. Everything was great until he said, "Yeah, about last night... It's just that you were there, and I was weak. See ya." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40040) - you deserved it (7008)

On 02/14/2011 at 3:25pm - love - by Emily (woman) - France (Auvergne)

Today, I was working as an intern at a day care. One of the kids touched my chest a couple of times, and I jokingly told him that he shouldn't touch old and ugly women like me. So he started groping the little girls instead. When the other teachers asked him why, he said I had told him to. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 1:51pm - kids - by Mikabe (woman) - Sweden (Varmlands Lan)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51161) - you deserved it (9797)

On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out that it is never, ever a good idea to put a band-aid of any kind on your penis, because eventually you will have to take it off. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 12:31am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I got a parking ticket in the mail. I don't have a car. FML


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On 02/14/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by Roxas (woman) - United States (Virginia)

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