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itssjulia
  • Town/Country : laguna hills, california
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 193
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 29 posted

About itssjulia : I am blonde, have green eyes and is really short. I'm a senior in highschool:)

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Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. I cried and told him that I loved him. He gave me a quarter and told me to call someone who cared. I threw the quarter in his face and ran. I waited for the bus, but when I got on, I realized I was 25 cents short of the fare. I walked home in the rain. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (204476) - you deserved it (40426)

On 02/21/2009 at 5:11pm - love - by GD (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

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137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69010) - you deserved it (20085)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

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257 comments

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On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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