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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 425
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About itssjulia : I am blonde, have green eyes and is really short. I'm a senior in highschool:)

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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML

#21834
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I agree, your life sucks (79369) - you deserved it (24650)

On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML

#5470
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I agree, your life sucks (41946) - you deserved it (341288)

On 02/02/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by Noname (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14481) - you deserved it (62154)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version



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