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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (21 years)
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About itssjulia : I am blonde, have green eyes and is really short. I'm a senior in highschool:)

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Today, my mother and I got into a huge fight about me being a lesbian. It ended with me saying "Fuck you!" to which she responded: "I bet you'd probably like to." FML


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On 02/10/2009 at 7:08pm - misc - by peacock_mina19 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator for 2 hours with my boyfriend and the guy that I have been secretly having an affair with for 6 months. FML


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Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML


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