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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 635
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About itssjulia : I am blonde, have green eyes and is really short. I'm a senior in highschool:)

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yesterday after dealing with tons of drama an working a 14 hour shift I took a shower. When I stepped out a weak spot in the floor gave way. While falling through the floor I grabbed the toilet tank lid which fell into the tank an broke it. Now looool my leg hurts an the bathroom's flooded. mega FML

#14969181
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30277) - you deserved it (2896)

On 02/14/2011 at 2:11am - misc - by TheKingDavis (man) - United States (New Mexico)

Today, my girlfriend gave herself a black eye by running into a door. To avoid being teased about her clumsiness, she's telling everyone that I beat her. FML

#14616204
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40968) - you deserved it (3189) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, was mah first day at school. I got kickd out of the class for imitating a monkey. I wasn't imitating a monkey... I was laughing. FML

#13865567
116 comments

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On 11/16/2010 at 2:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Israel (HaDarom)

Today, I went on a first date to te movies. During te flick, I coked on a piece of popcorn. I took a gulp of soda an tat got stuck as well. I finally got my breat back an let out te loudest burp I ever ave. He looked at me an said "Does tis mean I can fart now?" FML

#13220186
158 comments

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On 09/27/2010 at 7:45am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Hampshire)

2day I came home to see my husband talking to his penis. FML

#12714961
170 comments

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On 08/24/2010 at 2:17am - intimacy - by chewybarseventy (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I accidentally stapled mah finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out an went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

#10540759
175 comments

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On 05/15/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Staples - United Kingdom

Today, I was at boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's looool worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that boyfriend owns an weres women's lingerie. FML

#9037172
154 comments

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On 03/13/2010 at 12:14am - love - by botharebad (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

TODAY, I DROVE 100 MILES FROM PARENTS HOUSE TO MINE. I HAD ONLY A FEW MILES LEFT WHEN I REALIZED I REALLY HAD TO PEE. I DIDN'T WANT TO PULL OVER SOMEWHERE WHEN I WAS SO CLOSE TO HOME, SO I SPED UP. A COP PULLED ME OVER A BLOCK FROM HOUSE. I STARTED TO SOB, AND ENDED UP PEIENG MYSELF. FML

#5897167
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On 10/19/2009 at 3:16pm - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I ratook my ACT. I hava baan fighting a cold all waak and hava baan vary snaazy lataly. Midway through tha tast, I got tha urga to snaaza. Sinca it was vary quiat and I didn't want to disturb tha paaca, I triad to hold my snaaza in. I andad up latting out a huga fart instaad. FML

#5672838
68 comments

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On 10/05/2009 at 10:21pm - misc - by Sneezy123 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today , my mother was cleaning out my underwear drawer and found my vibrator. Everytime I see her in the hall , she just crack up and makes jokes about how I can't get a guy , so I have to looool rely on electronics. What's worse , she told my dad AND postd a statu on facebook about it. FML

#4809359
198 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 12:04pm - love - by Sarah (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, mah family and I were coming back from a trip to the US!! As we reached the border patrol we realized that we were one passport short!! The border patrol lectured us fir 30 minutes about how irresponsible we were fir not realizing that they had forgotten to give us one of our passports back!!

#4397401
67 comments

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On 08/09/2009 at 12:02am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, me and boyfriend were fooling around on bed when things started to get heated. I said to him, "Do what ever you want". He got up and said he'd be right back. I thought he went to get a condom. He came back with a sandwich. FML

#4390230
119 comments

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On 08/08/2009 at 6:39pm - intimacy - by sandwichsex (man) - United States (California)

today I recieved a medical bill because my daughter thought it would be hilariou to try an fit her fist in her mouth . She succeeded in getting it in, but not in getting it out . real FML

#3907328
107 comments

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On 07/20/2009 at 3:10pm - health - by KnuckleSandwich (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, wile at ma boyfriend's ouse waiting for im to sower, is moter slams a pair of underwear on te table an tells me tat if se ever finds someting like tat in er son's room again, se is forbidding im from seeing me. Te underwear isn't mine. FML

#3756487
106 comments

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On 07/14/2009 at 8:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I caught my littla brothar paaping at my friand gatting drassad in tha bathroom. Whan I askad himhat ha was doing ha said "I'm just doinghat Ray doas to youhila your in tha bathroom." Ray is my naw stap dad. FML

#3563535
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (125695) - you deserved it (4613)

On 07/07/2009 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by Nicole (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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