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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 6 July 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 414
  • Number of comments : 22
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 30 posted

About itssjulia : I am blonde, have green eyes and is really short. I'm a senior in highschool:)

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Today, my over-protective husband went into an extreme fit of jealousy at the sight of me breast-feeding our newborn baby boy. He's trying to make me bottle-feed our boy, because apparently it's "wrong" to let another guy touch my boobs. FML

#19900187
326 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40588) - you deserved it (4174)

On 07/06/2012 at 1:44pm - love - by wife of a shithead (woman) - Norway (Oslo)

Today, I woke up to a nude picture of my girlfriend. Once I looked at it my morning wood went away. FML

#19886014
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32844) - you deserved it (8285)

On 07/03/2012 at 1:33pm - intimacy - by bob - United States (Ohio)

Today, I slammed my middle finger in a drawer. I screamed and my mom came running into the kitchen. She asked me what was wrong, so without thinking I stuck up my middle finger. She hasn't spoken to me since this morning. FML

#19848843
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24445) - you deserved it (5279)

On 06/26/2012 at 2:05am - misc - by anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I burned my nose. How? I tried sniffing a lit candle. FML

#19848753
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6436) - you deserved it (46243)

On 06/26/2012 at 1:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was almost perfect. And the only reason I'm not completely perfect is because I don't like Mountain Dew. FML

#19837078
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16654) - you deserved it (25617)

On 06/24/2012 at 1:01am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, while I was driving home, some jackass in an open-top sports car overtook us and flipped me off. Just as I overtook him in turn, my wife rolled down her window, pulled out her tampon, and launched it at the kid. I'm not sure who was more horrified: me or him. FML

#19793582
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37099) - you deserved it (3993)

On 06/15/2012 at 6:13pm - misc - by 16590 (man) - Sweden

Today, my mom walked in on me masturbating. She didnt look away and we stared at each other for a while; then she asked me what I wanted from McDonalds. FML

#19547170
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34932) - you deserved it (8712)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:10am - intimacy - by ShadowJack - United States

Today, I was with a friend at the mall and I made eye contact and smiled at the worker at a smoothie stand that I went on a date with last year. He saw me, and then ducked down behind the register, where he remained while his coworker awkwardly leaned over him to take my order and money. FML

#19540774
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21493) - you deserved it (2690)

On 04/28/2012 at 2:54am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had my headphones on while on the bus. I didn't realize how loud the music was till the woman sitting next to me punched me for changing her favorite song and then "ignoring her" when she asked me to put it back. FML

#19540360
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21443) - you deserved it (8204)

On 04/28/2012 at 12:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

#19536517
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23589) - you deserved it (3919)

On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was hanging out with some of my friends when I fell asleep. When I woke up, I found that they had shaved the F word into my arm. I don't know what is more disturbing: the fact that this is what my friends do for fun, or that I have enough arm hair to have four letters shaved into it. FML

#19532931
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19162) - you deserved it (3849)

On 04/26/2012 at 4:23pm - misc - by HAIRY (woman) - United States (Iowa)

Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML

#19530940
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21699) - you deserved it (3827)

On 04/26/2012 at 3:11am - misc - by somefamily (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got into an argument with my mother, when she snapped and called me a son of a bitch. I said that made no sense, because I'm a girl, and it'd only really confirm that she's a bitch. She then grounded me for insulting her. FML

#19527875
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24749) - you deserved it (7748)

On 04/25/2012 at 4:06pm - kids - by KC (woman) - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)

Today, I came out to my parents. They still think I'm joking. FML

#19469914
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (5227)

On 04/15/2012 at 12:12am - misc - by Gayeveryday (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I was waiting in line for what seemed like forever at the only open lane at the grocery store. The guy in front of me took his sweet time and had multiple cards rejected, before finally pulling out a $100 bill and demanding exact change. He was buying a carton of milk. FML

#19467160
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20944) - you deserved it (1788)

On 04/14/2012 at 3:27pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)



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