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itsnicole96

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itsnicole96

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 November 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 677
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got a yeast infection, caused by the antibiotics for my UTI. I got the UTI after having sex for the first time in a year. A couple of minutes of sex have ruined my health. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29949) - you deserved it (4448)

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Today, my daughter believed that watching the Big Bang Theory would count as studying for her chemistry final. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45918) - you deserved it (6934)

On 06/18/2013 at 7:22pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Connecticut)



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