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  • Town/Country : Pennsylvania, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 June 1998 (15 years)
  • Number of visits : 125
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About itsmeeeeee : hello I am Andra(:
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Today, I had a bath in the bathroom we are currently renovating. There's a big hole in the middle of the floor. When I got out of the bath, I swung one leg across the gap to get a towel from the rack. I drew back my leg and looked down to see my brother's hot friend staring up at me in horror. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41951) - you deserved it (17814)

On 06/19/2009 at 9:51am - misc - by ilikeirishducks (woman) - Italy

Today, I felt left out that all my friends are getting married or have great relationships and my boyfriend won't commit. I made a facebook up and pretended to talk with this really cute guy I made up. Today, I found out that my boyfriend is gay... he started hitting on my made up facebook guy. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53897) - you deserved it (17631)

On 05/27/2009 at 12:06am - love - by sounfair90 (woman) - United States (Alabama)



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