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About itsmecutiepie : I am...

Shy amongst strangers, the craziest bitch you will ever meet when with loved ones. Well opiniated but not stubborn. Trying to find out the good in myself in the world. Tourism student with a great love for almost anything that's unknown or strange. Really open about things, which most people will identify as ''attentionwhoring'' or ''pervy''. So if you're shallow like that, please refrain from being near me or talking to me. If not feel free to send me a message, I won't bite! Unless you're into that. Ha.

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